Funny Poetry On Cat

Fillet of sol lee anny wynn snook the sun slants in its light a wedge of carpet by the door.

Cat litter box enclosure feline booster shots. The cats will know. Black kitten courtesy of i knead my mommy and other poems by kittens 2. Funny poems by email.

It is on page 54 of my book a little bit of nonsense. Our feline friends reveal a sensory and even spiritual world beyond the human. Some chuck norris movies and films with bruce lee.

Humor has the capacity to point absurdities about the way we live our lives in a non threatening way. What the cat knows. The next of the funny pet poems was written to honor those people with homes and hearts big enough to take in strays.

Whether about animals family life or goofy people theyre all guaranteed to crack a smile. Humans are animals too. Okay some of them are a little bit wacky but thats what makes this poem fun.

A funny joke or poem has the power to point out subtle ironies of life that i might get shot in the head for if i were to say them straight out. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Some of them even have a rhyme scheme.

And to that slice of sunlight goes my cat now to restore herself. My cat knows karate. My cat knows karate.

My poodle knows judo. My turtle does too. Oct 1 2014 1.

There once was a man from peru. These poems are guarenteed to make you laugh due to their silly but hilarious use of english language. They all became black belts by watching tv.

If humans were immortal like i suspect cats are today would be the birthday of christopher smart an english poet who was both infamous and influential in his day 1722 1771 but is now mostly known for his long religious poem jubilate agno and in particular for one section from jubilate agno an in depth ecstatic truly ludicrous and wonderful consideration of his cat whose name is jeoffry. From the book my cat knows karate. This nap is therapeutic like the tuna she devoured.

The cats who authored its various poems have destroyed curtains scratched couches bitten hands shredded toilet paper and they are not sorry. Marge piercy cat failing. So to celebrate their paw someness they decided to share these insightful and funny poems written by themselves.

In honor of national poetry month we present some of our favorite funny poems that are good for a laugh. A hand picked selection of funny poems suitable for adults and kids. My frog knows kung fu.

7 cute poems written by cats.