Cat Diary Day 983 Of My Captivity Cat Has Got Diarrhea

Day 762 slept all day so that i could annoy my captors with sleep depriving incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

Cat 5 winds royal canin kitten food. I have taken a lesson from my rival and begun sleeping on top of my captors heads in the hope of suffocating them. 1100 pm sleeping on the bed. Its a funny story called pet diaries.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. Although i make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear i nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while the other inmates and i are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat i was. Day 777 the wardens take much interest in our waste.

Day 765 decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in attempt to make them aware of what i am capable of and to try to strike fear into their hearts. Let me share a little bit of the cats diary so you can get a flavor. Day 776 the other cat and i though we can not stand one another have yet managed to both pee copiously behind the couch on the so called shag carpet.

Day 983 of my captivity. They dine lavishly on fresh meat while the other inmates and i are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. It is supposed to be diary entry from a dog and cat living on the same house.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. I laughed so hard when i got this email. The cat writes the following in his diary.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat while the other inmates and i are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Day 483 of my captivity. Excerpts from a cats diary.

Although i make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear i nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up. The cats diary day 983 of my captivity.